"But pork is not halal/kosher! Ew! Possessed gentile cootie meat!"
That'sa what I said upon hearing of
The Miracle of the Dancing Pork Chop
...briefly: it's a miracle associated with Mary. Apparently a hungry guest stopped by an inn, and the host requested that his daughter fetch the hungry guest a pork chop. Because she was insolent and female and ornery, she ran up to her room and hid the pork chop in a chest. The Blessed Virgin Mary, clearly angry with such a lack of hospitality, rattled the chest and made the pork chop arise, whereupon it danced its way to the guest.
Thank you,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
raggedclause. ^_^
-Sophie
The Miracle of the Dancing Pork Chop
...briefly: it's a miracle associated with Mary. Apparently a hungry guest stopped by an inn, and the host requested that his daughter fetch the hungry guest a pork chop. Because she was insolent and female and ornery, she ran up to her room and hid the pork chop in a chest. The Blessed Virgin Mary, clearly angry with such a lack of hospitality, rattled the chest and made the pork chop arise, whereupon it danced its way to the guest.
Thank you,
raggedclause. ^_^-Sophie