It's true, though

This reminds me of every time Miles Edgeworth unexpectedly runs into Phoenix Wright, thanks to the original caption: "And now here’s a video of my cat running into my room to say “I love you” and then not being able to handle the emotions of finally admittting it."

I mean...

*gets out rolled up newspaper*

The other day, I was telling metalkatt  how Jesse Cox is "like a blend of Nick and Larry." Now, I'm watching his LP of The Shapeshifting Detective and I can't help but think this backs me up on this quite nicely...

Witness: No, there couldn't have been anyone else there- unless they were in the closet... heh.
Jesse: Have ~YOU~ ever been in that closet?
Witness: No. ...Well... >.> ... She had voyeur fantasies.
Jesse: Describe the fantasies!
Dodger: *stops him from actually choosing that dialog option* No! He's a sweet church boy!
Jesse: This is important. This is important! We need to know about these fantasies, by god! This is detective work!
Dodger: I think that's a quick way for him to be like "uhm. Out... You don't... uhmn."
Jesse: ... ... I hate you. In so many ways. Look at these eyes--
Dodger: --these cold, dead eyes...
Jesse: Look at these eyes, look how they look at you... with contempt!

ETA:

Also, his current theory is that red headed women everywhere are engaged in a secret 'highlander' decapitation duel for his love.

Witness: There's going to be two more, isn't there?
Jesse: *whispers* Highlander! I knew it!